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    <title>Thursday Knight Noise</title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 16:36:53 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Don't Try This At Home</title>
      <description>Just watch it!</description>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 05:16:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Just watch it!</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #12: An Even Dozen</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/24448/0x0_645794.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week we discuss morning greetings, acronyms, defunct beer, 976 numbers, marshmellows, and much more. 

Dont' foget to check out the RSS feed for a special video related to this podcast.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:41:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week we discuss morning greetings, acronyms, defunct beer, 976 numbers, marshmellows, and much more. 

Dont' foget to check out the RSS feed for a special video related to this podcast.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #11: Starstruck</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/24448/0x0_645795.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week we discuss encounters with famous people and much more including:

Catholic School Girls, Ricardo Montalban, Dustin Nguyen, Wild Boy, Kenny Rogers, Douglas Copeland, the Special Olympics and the Vista Cruiser.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Aug 2006 20:00:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week we discuss encounters with famous people and much more including:

Catholic School Girls, Ricardo Montalban, Dustin Nguyen, Wild Boy, Kenny Rogers, Douglas Copeland, the Special Olympics and the Vista Cruiser.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #10</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/24448/0x0_645796.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry for the delay in podcasts. This weeks podcast was recorded in July but comedy is timeless.

This week we discuss meningitis, fruity snacks, craft services, hookers, tennis balls, floods, lollipops and laundry.</description>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:55:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:duration>942</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Sorry for the delay in podcasts. This weeks podcast was recorded in July but comedy is timeless.

This week we discuss meningitis, fruity snacks, craft services, hookers, tennis balls, floods, lollipops and laundry.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #9: Strippers - Part 2 (MP3 Only This Week)</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/24448/0x0_645797.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this weeks episode we final find out the answer to whether or not Toby has ever worked with a hard on... OR DO WE???</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:30:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>commercials,falafel,hard,on,pimp,strippers,taboo,wad</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we final find out the answer to whether or not Toby has ever worked with a hard on... OR DO WE???</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #8: Strippers - Part 1 (MP3 only this week)</title>
      <description>Who knew that the Thursday Knights had so much experience with strippers?  In this first of two episodes we learn the plight of Marcus, and that Craig is not a big tipper (which comes as a surprise to no one)</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jul 2006 20:02:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>bachelor,bill,captain,cosby,creams,emmy,party,strippers,tipping</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:summary>Who knew that the Thursday Knights had so much experience with strippers?  In this first of two episodes we learn the plight of Marcus, and that Craig is not a big tipper (which comes as a surprise to no one)</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode (Enhanced)</title>
      <description>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode

This week we discuss Adam and Andy's weddings, (not to each other) as well as Toby's ordainment into the Universal Life Church.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:47:52 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:keywords>cake,champagne,church,fight,life,proposals,universal,weddings</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode

This week we discuss Adam and Andy's weddings, (not to each other) as well as Toby's ordainment into the Universal Life Church.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode</title>
      <description>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode

This week we discuss Adam and Andy's weddings, (not to each other) as well as Toby's ordainment into the Universal Life Church.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:43:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #7: The Wedding Episode

This week we discuss Adam and Andy's weddings, (not to each other) as well as Toby's ordainment into the Universal Life Church.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #6</title>
      <description>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #6

Back like a bad penny and worth about as much.  This week's show covers everyting from Marlon Brando to Fred Berry (they have more in common than you'd think).

In no particular order: 
Justin's Story Time.
Things That We Are Scared Of.
Places You Shouldn't Shave.
Body Hair, Pros &amp; Cons.
When It's Okay To Let The Machine Get It.
and more.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:48:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-06-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-06-18</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #6

Back like a bad penny and worth about as much.  This week's show covers everyting from Marlon Brando to Fred Berry (they have more in common than you'd think).

In no particular order: 
Justin's Story Time.
Things That We Are Scared Of.
Places You Shouldn't Shave.
Body Hair, Pros &amp; Cons.
When It's Okay To Let The Machine Get It.
and more.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #6 (Enhanced)</title>
      <description>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #6

Back like a bad penny and worth about as much.  This week's show covers everyting from Marlon Brando to Fred Berry (they have more in common than you'd think).

In no particular order: 
Justin's Story Time.
Things That We Are Scared Of.
Places You Shouldn't Shave.
Body Hair, Pros &amp; Cons.
When It's Okay To Let The Machine Get It.
and more.</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dcterms:created>2006-06-18</dcterms:created>
      <link>http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com</link>
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      <itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>Welcome to Thursday Knight Noise #6

Back like a bad penny and worth about as much.  This week's show covers everyting from Marlon Brando to Fred Berry (they have more in common than you'd think).

In no particular order: 
Justin's Story Time.
Things That We Are Scared Of.
Places You Shouldn't Shave.
Body Hair, Pros &amp; Cons.
When It's Okay To Let The Machine Get It.
and more.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Bonus Movie:June</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://smartpatrolnoise.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/24448/0x0_645798.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just for our RSS feed subscribers.  This video clip shows the excitement before we begin recording.  Special guest Preston Gant had actually fallen asleep.  Thanks for watching.
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      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:24:57 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-14</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-06-18</dcterms:created>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #5: The Funcast</title>
      <description>In this weeks episode we discuss the following in no particular order:

Hot Chicks, Sneezing, Bless You, Preston Gant, Sketchers Commercial, Facts of Life, Trade Marks, Back Shavings, Hoagie Shops, Waffles or Pancakes</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:14:22 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we discuss the following in no particular order:

Hot Chicks, Sneezing, Bless You, Preston Gant, Sketchers Commercial, Facts of Life, Trade Marks, Back Shavings, Hoagie Shops, Waffles or Pancakes</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise #5: The Funcast (Enhanced)</title>
      <description>In this weeks episode we discuss the following in no particular order:

Hot Chicks, Sneezing, Bless You, Preston Gant, Sketchers Commercial, Facts of Life, Trade Marks, Back Shavings, Hoagie Shops, Waffles or Pancakes</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 22:09:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>In this weeks episode we discuss the following in no particular order:

Hot Chicks, Sneezing, Bless You, Preston Gant, Sketchers Commercial, Facts of Life, Trade Marks, Back Shavings, Hoagie Shops, Waffles or Pancakes</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Thursday Knight Noise: Podcast 3D</title>
      <description>&amp;nbsp;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 10 Jun 2006 21:38:30 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2008-05-17</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2006-06-10</dcterms:created>
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